"That's my booger pillow."
"Booger pillow?" I ask.
"Yep!" She replied with a grin, "That's where I put all my boogers."
I did check the pillow and I am happy report there are no boogers however she also informed me she has a booger wall. I handed her a rag and told her to start cleaning.
Another great explain of my mornings thankful dad is always they to document it.
A tearful Zoey comes running into our room this morning.
"Roxie kicked me!"
I go into the the girls' bedroom and find Roxie hiding in the closet. Always a reliable indicator or guilt.
"Roxie, what happened?"
"I accidentally kicked Zoey's piggy bank."
(Definitely possible as the piggy bank is regularly on the floor.)
"You accidentally kicked her piggy bank?"
"Yeah. I mean it didn't even fall out of her hand!"
So much for the accidental defense.
"Roxie kicked me!"
I go into the the girls' bedroom and find Roxie hiding in the closet. Always a reliable indicator or guilt.
"Roxie, what happened?"
"I accidentally kicked Zoey's piggy bank."
(Definitely possible as the piggy bank is regularly on the floor.)
"You accidentally kicked her piggy bank?"
"Yeah. I mean it didn't even fall out of her hand!"
So much for the accidental defense.
Yesterday I was invited to join a family while they celebrated their daughters birthday who happens to babysit for us as well as I taught her in Sunday school. None of her young women leaders were able to make it so it was me and her entire family. After a few moments of talking one of her sisters announced "Your the person my dad will calls me about." Looking very confused because I do not live that exciting of life she continued. "He calls and tells me all about your facebook post and the crazy things your kids do. Your kids totally make my day." Good to know I can bring sunshine to others lives while I deal with my booger wall and accidentally kicking of others. Hey if that's makes them smiled than bring on the high kicks Roxie just try and not break anymore toys.
Zeke told the Cub Scout leader that he had a collection when they were working on a collection badge - he told her it was a blood and snot collection and that he kept it on the wall next to his bed - yep he sure did - GROSS!!!!! Scraped and scrubbed and still repainted that wall.
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